Interesting news reports from small town newspapers
Here are a few items from the police blotter in the July 12 edition of the Flathead Beacon of Kalispell, Montana.
•A woman on Harmony Road reported that her house smelled bad. She suspects the smell is related to her neighbor's pig.
•A Kalispell man complained that his ex-girlfriend knows the combination to his lock and breaks into his house when she comes to town. He was advised to change his locks.
•Six cows were spotted standing in the park and ride off Highway 82.
•A dog that was certainly not large, but too big to be considered small and too small to be considered medium-sized was loose in the area of Conrad Drive.
•A purple-faced woman in a pink hat was seen wandering down River Place. She was gone when a deputy drove through the area.
•A black cow was seen standing on Tamarack Lane in Columbia Falls.
I thought the purple-faced women in pink hats didn't generally come out until September... or October?
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