Here are a few items from the police blotter in the Flathead Beacon of Kalispell, Montana.
•A resident on Lost Creek Lane reported that the neighbor's horse is loose and destroying his yard.
• (An hour later): A man on Lost Creek Road slated that his horses are loose and the neighbor man threatened to shoot them.
•A concerned citizen reported that a man in a poncho had his hands in his pockets.
•A somewhat infamous white Chihuahua was loose and doing bad dog things in Somers. Apparently, this is a daily event.
•Under suspicious circumstances, one female goat has gone missing from her pen on Willow Glen Drive.
•A West Glacier woman reported that two known chicken killers were outside chasing her cats.
•An Airport Road resident reported that a chicken wandered into her yard and, at the time of the call, was acting very strange.
•A Bigfork resident claimed that someone left a tree on his property last night.
•A Kelly Road resident reported that a trampoline flew into his yard and smashed his truck.
•A husky turned himself in after a highly destructive chicken killing spree on Alpine Lane.
•A woman called from Foys Lake to report that a large, drunken man stumbled and fell on top of her daughter.
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