Smokes at the health food store

A few years ago I was grabbing breakfast at a cafe in Prescott, Arizona. It was a local place around the corner from Prescott's main town square. There were many funny sayings attached to the walls. I forget them now, sorry. I ordered ham and eggs. The place was full, not an empty seat. I am pretty sure that the waitresses chewed gum. I was eating my breakfast when a guy walked in the front door to the counter and said, "excuse me." The woman behind the counter asked if she could help. He said yes, he was wondering if the cafe sold cigarettes. She said, "No, we don't, but you can get them across the street at the health food store." I thought that was pretty funny.