Zoltar will reveal your future

It's an age old question: if could know your future -- your fate -- would you want to know? If your answer is yes, then by all means go right now to Newport, Ore., where, on the main street of old town, you will find Zoltar. For only a small price -- I think a dollar or less -- the Great Gypsy will tell you what you want to know. Keep paying Zoltar and he will keep telling you more about yourself and your fate. Think of it this way: you could pay a shrink $100 an hour to help understand yourself. Or you could pay Zoltar a buck. No brainer, really.